The Law Office of Claudia V. Murdoch, PC

Happy Holidays!

New sign’s up in the office bathroom.

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My dear friend visits my office and we enter into a conversation about life, work, happiness, and where we see ourselves in ten years. She pauses as she gazes meaningfully ahead. At last, she speaks: You know, it wouldn’t hurt you to get a decent pair of throw pillows.

Claudia: I'm starving and had no time today for lunch. If it hasn't expired, I'm breaking out the shelf-stable pasteurized process cheese from that Christmas gift basket. Dora: That's AAAAAAAAAAALL you. (Update: I lasted one wedge, then polished off the last of the Halloween candy.)