Hinman Hollow Sport Dogs

AN IDIOTS GUIDE TO DOG SPORTS Author: Ruby Welsford of Ruby, Betsy and Milo too Search and rescue -.when you want to be really poor...and muddy!... Rally - dogs and signs and shit Trieball - For collie owners that want to try herding but too poor for sheep Tracking - you walk around over there, and then go get your dog and walk around over there. Weight pull - a. People think you do it to wind up the furmoms online. Little do they all know in all other parts of your dogs life, you are one. b. Looks exciting, actually a bunch of sitting around doing math. Fast cat - people training the long recall. Lure coursing - for people who can't run and don't have time to train a more labour intensive sport just sit back and watch the dog do all the work! Trick dog- a. when you really want to pretend that your show dog actually does stuff other than sit in a kennel and prance around a ring but don't want to actually do anything b. You have an over trained collie type that will throw a strop if any other dog but her, is in the arena as its ALL ABOUT THEM AND EVERYONE SHOULD WORSHIP THEIR DIVANESS, take 3 adults to be carried OUT the ring to STOP showing off their MUCHLY SUPERIOR INTELLECTS but when you put the video online you get people accusing you of treating your spoilt canine that gets treated like royalty like a tormented circus animal... Earthdog - people standing around nodding at each other while somewhere in the distance, a dog is screaming. Hoopers - fat dog Agility that's why the tunnels wider/legs too short to jump Agility - for people with dogs fitter them them Conformation Showing - for billionaires that want to become millionaires Flyball - demand barking as a sport Gundog - dead thing fetch Working Trials - for those that didn't et into police academy IPO - They spell k9 with a numeral Disc - the opposite of what you teach in obedience Obedience- for when you really enjoyed marching drill HTM - people walking with their dogs in fancy lines to music Freestyle - socially acceptable adult dressing up with dogs doing cute tricks Bikejouring - fancy doggo scootering Canicross - marathon runners who realise no dogs allowed Dock diving - essentially a doggy belly flop competition Mondioring- so hardcore you don't even spell things k9 any more Sheepdog trials - people with collies that never played Joseph in the school nativity play Barn hunt- you only enter for the hilarity of watching your great dane squeeze through tunnels meant for jack russells. Scentwork - spaniel owners who watch too much 24 Lure coursing/terrier racing - no I promise the lunging and screaming dog is NOT being abused Parkour - Imagine tony hawk as a dog Once again inspired by Aimee Gardner when asked by a client what rally is responded with the very descriptive answer "it has like signs" To see our very informative guide to canine careers, check this out: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1358263837851838&id=723694491308779&sfnsn=scwspmo Disclaimer: The above is for people that actually have a sense of humour. If you are offended by this, this probably not the page for you #DTH

Super proud of these students of mine and their dogs! Great handlers all of them, regardless of the sport but extra proud of our results in AKC Scent Work Trials this week and last!

We have sugar pie pumpkins , decorating pumpkins and gouds , and spaghetti squash available at the farm!! Get some tasty pumpkin in the freezer for those ch...illy winter nights- don’t forget to grab some cute baby pumpkins and gourds to bring out that fall cheer! Fresh chicken and duck eggs also available. Frozen goat milk has been stocked in the freezer as well- great to supplement your animal’s diet with or make your own goat milk soap! Shoot me a message if you have any questions! See more

Trial run for farm products to sell next year. Will have a variety of products available over next couple weeks. Goat milk soap, eggs, fall produce, beef, more flowers.... Available at Hinman Hollow Sport Dogs, or we can deliver to dog classes- just give us a heads up with your order.

EXACTLY the same with dogs.

Who said you can’t teach an old dog new tricks !