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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was th...at?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be out done the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, "Half time, switch sides" Gave me a "chuckle" Jazzy J Pixley - Hope it gives you one!!

The father of a teen who died after taking her cell phone into the bathtub: "My world just came to a stop." http://ietv.co/2v00mLH

Whoever directed and shot this video, seriously the music film industry is waiting for you !! Credit: NorfolkPD - facebook.com/NorfolkPD/ Norfolk Police Department - www.norfolk.gov/police

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