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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?Student: "Father in law".

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

A man to Santa:Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back withinhalf an hour and slapped the manand said:"He's not my friend."

Style of break up:Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?Boy: U wanted stars na?Now sit on it and GET LOST :P

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-C-Come,O-On,L-Lets,L-Love,E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college!

RoseLotusTulipOrchidSunflowerJasminLillyAll flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,Kyun KGobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.