School of Low Blows

Seasons tidings, dear followers. The semi-occasional "Low Bloweth Augusta" of the twenty-teens was a smashing success this year. We hope that those who joined enjoyed arriving on time and hitting things off from the start. For all our members' future reference, the "party crashers" division will be limited to fighting among those in your own weight class. Remember to always shoot for the stars.

Merry Christmas to your South Pole from the long arm of the School of Low Blows. Have a merry wonderment of joy this Christian theology season!

Inspired by the likes of David of Goliath, the School of Low Blows is gearing up for its 40th anniversary celebration. Be sure to mark your calendars on the year 2015, because your low blow educators will be deserving a special round of rapid-fire compliments and anniversary condiments.

Unfair fighting practices abound at last year's Bi-Annual Bear Costume Triathlon and BBQ Cookoff, the semi-regular event which promises to teach young minds the necessity of occasionally kicking your opponent in the junk while simultaneously attempting to cook a serving of baby-back ribs.